Wanna see movies before they open?

Arguably the biggest perk of being a movie critic - besides the untold riches and universal respect - is seeing cool movies before everyone else.

But sneak previews happen all over the country, and here’s how you can catch one near you. Visit http://www.filmmetro.com/ and sign up to learn about the latest screenings coming your way. Also check your local newspapers and radio stations for ticket giveaways. I’ve seen them appear in both Denver and Washington, D.C., and I imagine other cities offer similar perks.

Did I mention these screenings are free?

These previews usually take place on the Tuesday before a film opens, but they can be scheduled Monday-Thursday, and sometimes on a Saturday if the film appeals to the kiddies.

And please show up early. The powers that be give out many more passes than theater seats, and even obscure screenings fill up fast (although I recall a movie publicist begging people to come see “The Adventures of Pluto Nash” a few years ago). And if Will Smith is in the movie, better get there an hour or more before showtime. Otherwise you’ll wait … and wait … and likely go home without seeing the flick.

These screenings set aside a few rows for reviewing press - and if you see critics using a book light or other device to illuminate their notepad, feel free to fling popcorn at them.

You didn’t hear that from me.