It’s only a matter of time before any superhero who ever graced a comic book will have a movie to call his or her own.

Just not Captain America. Please.

If memory serves, Captain America was killed off a little while back in the comics. Superheroes tend not to stay dead long, though, witness Superman’s return from beyond the grave. But I can’t imagine what the current minds in Hollywood would do to the star spangled hero.

Oh, wait … here’s one screenwriter (”Watchmen” scribe David Hayter) who can. Be afraid. (hat tip: Dirty Harry). [click to continue...]