Jason Statham is the perfect ’80s action star. Too bad he was born in 1972 and would have been in his pre-teens for most of that decade.
Back in the quasi-glorious 1980s, action stars needed to be muscle-bound, tougher than nails and frighten small children just by entering a room. Oh, and if you could act — all the better.
It’s why Statham, who stars in the new actioner “Death Race,” would have made a killing two decades ago. Instead, he’s one of five current stars who missed out on some Reagan-era cinema.
- Jason Statham: The star of “Death Race” and “The Transporter” is a mountain of a man on screen. He’s bald, can glower his enemies into submission and strides with a sense of deadly purpose. He’s a throwback, plain and simple.
- The Rock (Dwayne Johnson): The ex-wrestler should have been an ’80s action star, but he’s smart enough to realize that ain’t happening. So he improvised his career with mega-results. He bounces from kiddie flicks (”The Game Plan”) to action flicks (”The Rundown”) to action comedies (”Get Smart”) to forge his own path.
- Vin Diesel: This action star tried to follow The Rock’s blueprint, but so far his career has been but a faded Xerox copy. He would have owned the ’80s. (Bonus points for the ambitious failure that was “Find Me Guilty.”)
- Vinnie Jones: This former soccer star turns up mostly in secondary roles (”Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels”). But his fearsome appearance and laser-like intensity could have easily deposited him into “Rambo” terrain.
- Tyrese Gibson: This “Death Race” actor already boasts an impressive action resume, but none of his films have hit the stratosphere like “Die Hard,” “Rambo” or other ’80s heavyweights. (”The Transformers” doesn’t count - he played a supporting role in that blockbuster).
(Photo: Jason Statham forged his action hero image in “Transporter 2″)

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James Frazier 08.20.08 at 6:18 pm
Do you remember that EW cover story a few weeks ago that declared something along the lines of “Dwayne Johnson is part of the new A-list!” I took one glance at that and had a flashback to 2001 when they were telling us the exact same thing. Somehow, I don’t think a bunch of stupid Disney movies and that garbage “Get Smart” are going to do it if “The Scorpion King” and “The Rundown” failed to.
cftoto 08.20.08 at 6:34 pm
The conventional wisdom had The Rock on the A-list fast track (handsome, can act a bit, major screen presence thanks to his size) but it didn’t quite work out.
But … he was shrewd enough to go the family film route, and then hook up with films where he didn’t carry the show but basked in the b.o. (Get Smart).
That’s left him on the A-list periphery, I think. It’s easy to mock “The Game Plan,” but that made killer cash.
James Frazier 08.20.08 at 7:36 pm
I’ve no problem taking the easy route.
One huge difference between him and Arnold Schwarzenegger, the star so many swore Johnson would follow: Arnold cranked out some trash, but he also put out a large number of great films. “Terminator,” “Terminator 2,” “Predator,” “Total Recall,” etc. The best film I’ve seen Johnson in was “The Rundown,” a decent and colorful action pic that still falls way short of greatness.
cftoto 08.20.08 at 7:39 pm
Good point about Ah-nuld. He was really shrewd early on, too. He aligned himself with the best directors of his era (Reitman for comedy, Cameron for action). The rest speaks for itself (we’ll forget “Junior” ever happened)
jic 08.21.08 at 4:17 am
Vinnie Jones isn’t Sylvester Stallone, he’s Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb.
cftoto 08.21.08 at 4:23 am
Ah, Randall “Tex” Cobb. He’s forever great to me for two reasons. One, nobody could have been better as the “wart hog from Hell” in “Raising Arizona.”
Two, I’ll never forget watching him fight Larry Holmes many years ago. He took more punches than any man should rightly absorb — but the sonofagun never went down. Lousy fighter. Great chin.
jic 08.21.08 at 4:38 am
Exactly. Both were mid-ranking sports stars known more for being tough than good. Both of them achieved greater success playing intimidating supporting roles in action movies. Neither are or were likely to score lead roles in major movies.
cftoto 08.21.08 at 4:42 am
JIC … I agree, to a point. He’s the weakest pick in my list. But in the ’80s, it didn’t take much to lead an action movie … even Jeff Speakman got a crack at it (wonder what he’s doing now??).
jic 08.21.08 at 5:03 am
Well, Vinnie Jones starred in a British remake of *Mean Machine* about seven years ago that cost around $4.5M and grossed about $10M worldwide, so arguably he *did* reach his ’80s action star potential.