By now it’s crystal clear George Lucas’ creative tank is running on fumes, to be generous. Whatever storytelling gifts he once had have long since vanished. His casting choices alone for the “Star Wars” prequels taught us that - where have you gone, Jake Lloyd?
But he’s not the first celebrity to hang around the spotlight too long.
Here’s five more actors who should have exited, stage left, before they embarrassed themselves and sullied their once-great careers.
- Burt Reynolds: This one hurts. Reynolds was The Man when I was growing up. He was so cool he could walk through “Stroker Ace” and two “Cannonball Runs” with his image, and box office appeal, intact. He enjoyed a career rebirth with “Boogie Nights,” but couldn’t find a follow-up vehicle to ride his second chance. Instead, he appears to have gone the Joan Rivers route, going under the knife until his face became more mask than emotive tool.
- Gary Busey: Remember “The Buddy Holly Story?” Great performance, but Busey’s career hit a weird patch shortly thereafter and never fully recovered. Today, he’s a very odd presence on various reality show projects, and his biggest claim to recent fame is co-starring in a deeply anti-American movie, “Valley of the Wolves: Iraq.”
- Faye Dunaway: Her performance - and striking beauty - in “Bonnie & Clyde” cemented her stardom. But she hasn’t had a decent role in ages, and her appearance in that awful reality series, “The Starlet,” should have never happened.
- Randy Quaid: Dennis’ older brother earned a place in comic immortality with his “Vacation” movie appearances. But he hasn’t made a decent flick in ages, and he picked a fight with the team behind the one good project he attached himself to - “Brokeback Mountain.”
- Lucille Ball: The iconic actress could have, and should have, retired as one of Hollywood’s finest comic talents. Instead, she tried to relive her glory days in the abominable sitcom “Life with Lucy.”


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Ken Bendor 08.21.08 at 8:50 pm
I’m with you on Burt, Faye, and Lucy…as for the other two: Busey’s too funny for words, even if it is in a pathetic way; and I get what you’re saying about Dennis’ less conventional-looking brother, but he’s not even the best (worst?) example from the Vacation series…that of course would be the one and lonely Chevy Chase, my #1 choice by far, followed by Marlon Brando (really sad toward the end), Sharon Stone (what you said about Ms. Dunaway applies here as well, minus the reality series- so far), Brian DePalma (just go away, please!), and Eddie Murphy (for being an A-hole as well as for all his lame choices and uninspired performances)…
cftoto 08.21.08 at 9:03 pm
Great choices, Ken … a good buddy who goes by Dagnabbit offered these:
TARANTINO, Quentin – arguably too soon to write off completely [Manoj Shyamalan’s saving grace for now], but the slide began after “Pulp Fiction,” and his non-directing appearances accelerate it.
GOODING, Jr.; Cuba – what a waste it is, to lose one’s mind
SORVINO, Mira – second generation Hollywood, Harvard education, Woody Allen Oscar, and then…an episode of “House”?
BREST, Martin – “Gigli.” ‘Nuff said
CAGE (nee Coppola), Nicolas - ??!!
RYAN, Meg – Sweethearts do not get inches in the scandal rags; “Courage Under Fire” was a worthy misfire, but should have exited gracefully back then.
HUDSON, Kate – the list of reasons after “Almost Famous” grows every year
Ken Bendor 08.21.08 at 9:28 pm
I had Cuba and Nic on my mind, but held back on them because they aren’t that old and haven’t been around that long (at least compared to our choices); Martin Brest is a good under-valued pick, though; from Going in Style, Beverly Hills Cop, and Midnight Run…to Scent of a Woman, Meet Joe Black, and Gigli??? YIKES!!! I’m still OK with Tarantino (am I the only one who dug Jackie Brown?), though he needs to stay away from the FRONT of the camera already!
whiskey 08.22.08 at 5:33 am
Randy Quaid has been great on TV. He had a standout version of LBJ, as John Wesley Hardin, in Independence Day.
Quaid’s problem is that he is a great character actor and movies largely do not want that, stupidly pursuing a youth market that simply does not exist (because declining birth rates mean … no youth!) He’s been more successful in TV which bows to demographic reality. Put him against say Josh Hartnett or Ashton Kutcher pretty boys in movies and he looks horrible and out of place. Put him against men like William Peterson or Mark Harmon, and he fits right in with TV’s older demographics. Heck both Conan and Kimmel have audience media ages of around 50 IIRC.
Spielberg stuck around too long: Munich was not only morally equivalent and PC up the wazoo, it was BORING. Indy IV? Casting Leo in Catch Me If You Can? [Di Caprio is a tabloid star, he's long since past any acting ability as a kid.]
Which brings me to Leonardo Di Caprio. Great as a kid but less skilled than Jerry O’Connell NOW. Who was hilarious in the Web impersonation of Tom Cruise. Di Caprio can’t be funny, a mark of a limited at best actor.
Jennifer Garner — not much talent, though reputedly a nice person.
Uma Thurman — see Jennifer Garner.
Nicole Kidman — botox has made her face frozen. Like watching a Noh actor.
Tom Hanks — too old, fat, and boring as an actor.
Alex Baldwin — looked like a beached whale next to tiny Sarah Michelle Gellar in Suburban Girl, a movie so bad it went straight to DVD.
Will Ferrell — he’s not funny. Just mugging a lot.
K 08.22.08 at 12:06 pm
You forgot the biggest one. Mel Brooks. After a brilliant early career with masterpieces like “The Producers”, “Young Frankenstein” and others, he ended up doing utter dreck like “Life Stinks”, and then complained when nobody saw it. He attempted a comeback with his Robin Hood pic, but it was weak tea compared to his earlier work.
cftoto 08.22.08 at 3:11 pm
K — Great call on Mel Brooks. I love the guy … but his last three or four “comedies” were pretty awful. And “Spaceballs” is overrated.
Whiskey — I sure hope you’re wrong about Spielberg, but the recent evidence backs up your claim. But Alec Baldwin’s work on “30 Rock” these days is brilliant, which makes up for his lousy movie roles ….