‘Eagle Eye’ - Big Cell Phone is watching

If “Jaws” made you think twice about going in the water, “Eagle Eye” hopes to give you pause when you dial up your cell phone.

Let’s just end the movie comparisons right there.

“Eagle Eye” is a terminally silly story about an innocent man (Shia LaBeouf) framed as a terrorist. Never mind that LaBeouf doesn’t look old enough to buy a Coors Light.

The “Transformers” star plays Jerry, a scruffy slacker without a nickel to his name. So he’s puzzled when an ATM starts spitting out money from his anemic account.

Turns out he’s being framed, and a series of mysterious phone calls is instructing him how to stay ahead of the FBI agents suddenly on his trail.

A similar fate befalls Rachel (Michelle Monaghan), a single mom also on the receiving end of those bizarre calls.

Whoever is pulling their strings has access to not just their cell phones but virtually every electronic device around them. When Jerry races to a rooftop to elude the FBI, an electronic placard says “Jump!”

It’s as silly as the highway signs that “talk” to Steve Martin in “L.A. Story.” But that film was supposed to be a comedy.

Billy Bob Thornton shows up occasionally as an FBI agent armed with the film’s best lines, but he isn’t on screen enough to truly impact the story.

“Eagle Eye” wants to be a cautionary tale of how technology impacts our privacy, but it’s a far more effective as a warning against making movies that don’t make a lick of sense.

(Photo: Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan are being chased by the FBI in paranoid thriller “Eagle Eye.”)

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