‘Bride Wars’ – You are cordially invited

‘Bride Wars’ – You are cordially invited

January 9, 2009

Ms. Kate Hudson and Ms. Anne Hathaway
have the honour of inviting audiences
to see their new film, “Bride Wars”

Ms. Hudson will be revisiting the annoying tics she mastered in
“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”

While Ms. Hathaway will be burning up the goodwill from her award-bait
performance in “Rachel Getting Married.”

Men need not heed this invitation, although the film’s male characters are infinitely more grounded and likable than their female co-stars.

Expect a happy ending that rivals “Made of Honor”
for its detachment from common sense.

You’ll laugh here and there while appreciating appearances from
old pros like Candice Bergen and Kristen Johnston

And you might even mist up as the film
trots out something borrowed, something blue – though expect a heavier emphasis on the ‘borrowed’ part

Please RSVP to Fandango.com or Moviefone.com

Friday, the ninth of January
Two thousand and Nine
A theater near you
Or on Netflix this Spring

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Tink in CaliNo Gravatar January 9, 2009 at 5:49 am

Very amusing. Sounds like your review is better than the movie.

By the way, nice to see your work over at Big Hollywood. :)

KNo Gravatar January 9, 2009 at 7:04 am

. . although the film’s male characters are infinitely more grounded and likable than their female co-stars.

This in itself is so unusual in a chick flick that I may have to go see the movie just to marvel at it. My experience is that women directors or screenwriters (as in this case) tend to minimize the male bashing.

cftotoNo Gravatar January 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Bride Wars is roughest on the ladies, K … the film exploits all the major female stereotypes – cattiness, etc.

ChaseNo Gravatar January 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Is there an open bar?

LindaNo Gravatar January 9, 2009 at 11:21 pm

Very creative review, well done!

Lunch at 11:30No Gravatar January 10, 2009 at 12:08 am

ha! good job. (is it wrong to admit i kind of liked ‘how to lose a guy in 10 days”? it probably is…)

cftotoNo Gravatar January 10, 2009 at 12:49 am

It’s very wrong to admit that …. but you’re not alone so feel good about that :)

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