You are gonna be soiling yourself any minute now (if you already haven’t) and I HIGHLY recommend that this is one of the times that “humor is the best medicine,” Do NOT MAKE STUPID JOKES!
Sure, in 26 years when your child is grown, married and a parent themselves, it will be a funny rememberence, but as things are right now, and for the next 26 years, being funny will NOT be appreciated. You will pay that price for a quarter century whenever a discussion of family comes up.
I don’t have kids, but I know that.
Your job, until the child can stand on their own is to do what your wife tells you, and then, and ONLY THEN can you be funny again at her expense.
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Best wishes and good thoughts being held here.
Wishing you and Mrs. WWTW an easy labor and healthy birth. All the best.
Sending love to all three of you!
You are gonna be soiling yourself any minute now (if you already haven’t) and I HIGHLY recommend that this is one of the times that “humor is the best medicine,” Do NOT MAKE STUPID JOKES!
Sure, in 26 years when your child is grown, married and a parent themselves, it will be a funny rememberence, but as things are right now, and for the next 26 years, being funny will NOT be appreciated. You will pay that price for a quarter century whenever a discussion of family comes up.
I don’t have kids, but I know that.
Your job, until the child can stand on their own is to do what your wife tells you, and then, and ONLY THEN can you be funny again at her expense.
My advice? Keep her pregnant.
You know how I feel about children.
ick.
that said, you know how we feel about y’all. So anything you need or desire or want … whisper it and it’s there. We’re here for you.
congrats.
Thanks for all the kind words … WickedPinto … my wife’s sense of humor evaporated during labor, understandably so. So I dialed down the chuckles!
Mrs. WWTW’s water broke with a cinematic splash
Random thing, was your first insting to tell her to get the mop, or to soil yourself?