Comments on: The ‘perfect’ movie critic

By: cftoto

cftoto — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:58:54 +0000

If you’re a savvy movie fan the movie quotes can be hilarious … like you stated, Nick. But for the casual movie goer who isn’t knee deep into the scene, they can steer you to some pretty lousy movies.

But I’d see any movie described as the “best Nazi Zombie Movie” .. even by Mark S. Allen.

By: Nick

Nick — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:48:26 +0000

I remember a commercial for “Wild Wild West” that quoted a reviewer saying, “‘Wild Wild West’ has special effects!”

By: Ronn

Ronn — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:44:24 +0000

i bought this movie called ‘Shockwaves’ which is a nazi zombie movie with Peter Cushing and on the box there was a quote that i thought was pretty funny… “The Best of the Nazi Zombie Movies!”

By: K

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:33:49 +0000

“An instant classic!”

Usually applied to small films which validate the reviewer’s politics or the political slant of his publication. E.G. “Milk” and The Village Voice.

By: JimmyC

JimmyC — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:08:55 +0000

For a movie called Kiss or Kill:

“It’s as if Hitchcock attempted a sexy road movie in the Australian desert!”

By: cftoto

cftoto — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:52:36 +0000

Exactly, Linda … or

“I laughed, I cried (it was better than ‘Cats’)”

By: Linda

Linda — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:47:06 +0000

“If you only see one movie this year …….”