“Friends” starlet Jennifer Aniston has come down against using Internet dating tactics to meet her next beau.
“The Internet freaks me out. The Internet warps reality. If you’re an Internet person, real life will fall short of what you have been privy to online – sexually, emotionally. It’s so unreal and gives you this sense of order where there isn’t any.”
So any guys out with there with Match.com profiles reading, “warm, funny fellow who likes long walks on the beach and is holding out to date Jennifer Aniston,” you better hit the “edit” button.
By the way, the above article is an example of the laziest celebrity journalism – asking questions based on the subject of the actor’s latest movie. Is Aniston really gonna open up to an interviewer about how she meets men – “actually, I just wait to get hit on by a rock star or A-lister and ask my publicist to take it from there.”
And any time an actor plays a superhero, he or she inevitably will be asked, “What super power do you wish you had??”
Ugh.
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Jennifer Aniston on Match.com? Give me a break! She’s a little too smart to do that to herself. Can you even imagine how many date requests she would get? Give me a break! Lazy journalism? How about just plain sophomoric journalism.
Whoosh! (The sound of Christian’s post going over Heidi’s head)
Heidi, while I think that it is 100% apparent that all actors communicating in moving pictures with comprehensible language are intelligent, I am not convinced that they are all incapable of doing things that they may regret. Also, I’m not certain why having hundreds of options online in an honest way is automatically worse than having actual, physical in your face options that may or may not work out. What I’m saying is, is that the internet takes the immediate physical damage factor out of play on the maybe options. Why she is too smart for this is where my curiosity surfaces.
Who knew this particular post would generate so much verbage?
sorry, verbiage.
Oh, and Synner_man, it made more of a helicopter sound rather than a whooshing noise.