That first “Twilight” movie has to be one of the most tedious movies I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t help but wonder if the actors took tranquilizers before filming their scenes.
Seriously, I would have been rolling my eyes at this schlock even when I was a teenager. “Twilight” just makes me appreciate the tv version of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” all the more.
Soooo outside of my demographic – but I do appreciate its b.o. returns, film quality notwithstanding. There obviously is a market to be mined – for a while, at least.
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That first “Twilight” movie has to be one of the most tedious movies I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t help but wonder if the actors took tranquilizers before filming their scenes.
Seriously, I would have been rolling my eyes at this schlock even when I was a teenager. “Twilight” just makes me appreciate the tv version of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” all the more.
Soooo outside of my demographic – but I do appreciate its b.o. returns, film quality notwithstanding. There obviously is a market to be mined – for a while, at least.
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And they’re cranking them out pretty quickly, Daggy …
OMG is right. I laughed outloud!
Why all the whispering?
Oh the drama.
*head slap*